An Erie Canal tour has been on my 'to do' list,
but is one of those things that needs an out-of-town guest to justify. Of
course, it didn’t have to be my
out-of-town guest… so when my neighbor Gretchen said she had a friend in town
and an extra ticket to the Erie Canal Murder Mystery Tour, I didn’t have to
think twice. I did go to the website for the Colonial Belle, in Fairport, just
to set my expectations: a three-hour barge tour with a chicken dinner and cash
bar, with “Murder! Mayhem! Merriment! Mischief!”
Rita & Gretchen |
Gretchen, Rita, and I boarded at 6:30 along with several dozen other people, and Gretchen made a beeline for the bar line, while
Rita and I scoped out the dinner seating situation. What appeared to be
reserved tables for large groups was actually assigned seating for all of the
passengers, and we found ours at about the same time Gretchen appeared with a
tray full of assorted drinks (she only wanted to stand in that line once!).
Then we went up top, so we could enjoy the view and the breeze, and hear the
commentary. We were immediately approached by a woman named Lois Lang, who identified
herself as a reporter for the Post,
and part-time docent at the zoo, and proceeded to take our names and a bit
about us for her article. She seemed particularly impressed that Rita was from
Malawi.
Everyone seemed very friendly, especially a woman with a
British accent, who appeared to have come alone. Most of the passengers were
50+, but there were four young twenty-somethings, all employees of a Cheesecake
Factory in Syracuse, who ended up at our dinner table.
Seriously low bridge... |
The first thing we learned over the speakers was that
when we were approaching low bridges, everyone really did have to stay down.
Some of them were so low that you actually felt like you had to duck, even
seated! We were heading in the direction of Pittsford, and it was difficult to simultaneously
maintain a conversation, watch the scenery, and catch the detailed explanation
of what we were seeing, which was quite interesting. So I’m not sure if I have
my facts straight, but I think I heard that the canal has 36 locks, an
elevation gain of 571 feet, and a general depth of 12-15 feet. In 1973, the
canal broke open in Bushnell’s Basin and destroyed not only about 30 homes, but
commercial use of the canal, since while it was closed for about a year for repairs,
businesses found other means of transport.
Richardson's |
I also learned that the lovely Richardson’s Canal House
restaurant was once a nudist colony. And the Great Embankment, a 1-mile
elevated engineering feat, took 8 years to complete and involved moving three
hills in Pittsford, so the canal could cross over the Irondequoit Creek Valley.
I’d never noticed, riding on the bike path, how this section of the canal sits
at treetop level of the valley below!
Fisherman at Schoen Place |
detective?! |
We turned around just west of Schoen Place, in
Pittsford Village, just as a man was catching an enormous fish (thankfully, he
put it back in after showing it off). Then
we were called down to dinner below, where it was about 15 degrees hotter on a
muggy hot summer evening. An older gentleman motioned that his seat was next to
mine, and when I got up to let him in, he whispered to me that he was one of
the actors, and needed to sit on the outside. So the mystery was about to
unfold! I won’t get into the details of the plot, written by Cheryl Yehl,
Managing Director of The Mystery Game, except to say that it was silly but fun,
and more like a comedy act than a murder mystery.
Dr. Gretchen, examining the victim... |
The super friendly people up
on deck turned out to be the actors, and most of the audience got into the
interrogations, giving it right back to the ‘detective’ when they were called
on to account for themselves. Gretchen and Rita were particularly funny when
they had control of the microphone, as were the Cheesecake Factory girls! When
someone started to go on too long or got boring, the ‘detective’ simply cut the
person off with a quick “don’t care!” Everyone was laughing and having a good
time.
The cash bar definitely helped with the merriment, and
the chicken was…edible. The best part of the meal was the fudge brownie for
dessert. After the mystery was ‘solved,’ and prizes were awarded to the table
teams that guessed the murderer, we applauded the actors and could ask them
questions about their real lives. In addition to the canal tours, they also
perform at private parties and for fundraising events. Lois Lang turned out to
be Cheryl Yehl, so Rita wasn’t going to be featured in a local paper after all,
but Cheryl really is a docent at the zoo!
This was my first time on the Erie Canal (as opposed to just biking alongside it), but definitely not my last. Gretchen, who’s done other cruises out of Fairport, recommended the regular one in the fall, when the colors are spectacular. And if I do this dinner cruise again some year with company, I will remember to ask for the vegetarian option – one of the girls at our table had a nice looking plate of pasta with veggies.
This was my first time on the Erie Canal (as opposed to just biking alongside it), but definitely not my last. Gretchen, who’s done other cruises out of Fairport, recommended the regular one in the fall, when the colors are spectacular. And if I do this dinner cruise again some year with company, I will remember to ask for the vegetarian option – one of the girls at our table had a nice looking plate of pasta with veggies.